Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Poor Mijailovic

The guy who killed Swedish minister in 2001 has tried to cut his own wrists in a suicide attempt. Ouch. Mijailovic feels targeted by other inmates and fears for his life. Apparently there’s been some shouting going on...

Common they shouted? Seriously, this guy should be happy top be alive. There’s a lot of unhappiness concerning this guy. Anna Lindh was very popular and that’s something that‘s very rare. She was even a candidate for Prime Minister job.

But Mijailovic didn’t want her to be Prime Minister so he killed her instead. Plain and simple. Now he cries out for help, saying that people want him dead and shouts at him. Poor guy. They shout at you? I wonder what types of reactions he expected. Applauds? A clap on the shoulder?

Mijailovic requested for a transfer to a Bosnian prison a long time ago. Apparently, he feels he’ll be safer there. However, because the process is so slow, his native country doesn't seem to want him. And even if they accept it's up to the Swedish authorities in the end.

Two things here: First, who the hell cares what this guy feels? Is it even possible to pity him? I know I don’t. I say let him rot. But it’s expensive to keep people in prisons, especially his case, with all those mental health examinations. So what to do? How about a real penalty for once. Göran, Anna was your friend. What do you think? Can we use the Capital Penalty – just this time? Please? But hurry before he leaves for Bosnia!

Second, why should he get his request approved? This guy committed an awful murder and he should naturally pay for it. Not that he pay for it very much in a Swedish prison but anyway. It’s better then that he’s with his friends in Bosnia. Or wait, let’s send him there and then NATO can bomb the place! Let it be Anna’s revenge!

I hear Saddam Hussein wants to do time in Sweden. Do time? Hell, I say let him be rule. That would be amazing! Sweden is like Little Iraq nowadays anyway. Saddam could put some order in caotic Sweden, where crazy people like Mijailovic is running around. So Göran, do Sweden a favor and get Saddam! Give him an out of jail free card. Call your friend Bush. Arrange the release. And then give him your job. Maybe then Mijailovic can get his penalty.

If he doesn’t kills himself first.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Letter to Svennis

Hahaha... I just have to laugh. Northern Ireland defeats mighty England. 0-1. Let me laugh again. Muhahaha...

Now seriously, how can one of the potentially best teams in the world (according to the English themselves anyway) be humiliated by lowly Northern Ireland. This little country should definitely been a walk in the park for England’s boys. But Beckham, Gerrard, Lampard, and the rest of the overpaid English players failed miserably. Miserably! It's so embarrassing, it's not even funny.

I'm happy not to be British. I'm happy to be Swedish. The Swedish team wins their matches. Everytime. We have Zlatan. He's amazing. Sometimes. But he's not really Swedish, but that's okay. Sweden is a multinational country and soon all the Swedish players will have such names. And we still have Lucic, he's been around forever and, he's a real Swede!

It's sad when a manager with Svennis reputation fails so bad, it's so sad. It really is. All his humping has apparently destroyed his ability to manage England. To use a 4-5-1 formation against puny Wales was incredibly cowardly. Why so defensive, Sven? Why not use 4-4-2? Isn't it suppose to be you're favorite formation? Okay, you need two good attackers. Owen was unavailable, so he wasn’t there, it's understandable. So, Shrek, I mean Rooney and... who else? England got other forwards, right? There must be some? No? Not a single one? Common, I've seen lot's of them in Championship Manager! No, wait. All the best attackers are foreign. Arsenal's golden cow is Henry, Chelsea's is Drogba, and United's is Van Basten. No, that's wrong. It's Van Nisteboy or something. Anyway, they're all non-British. So Sven, you're foregiven! Owen and Rooney it is.

The 1-4 loss to Denmark wasn’t so bad after all, considering. It wasn’t a big game. And it's just Denmark. What's good about the Danes again? Ah yeah, it's the land of Carlsberg. Beer land! And when David James admitted he didn't warm up, well then nobody got upset. Maybe Ferdinand wasn't in the mood. It happens. Maybe someone flushed him with a fire-extinguisher, i hear he likes those. Hey, it's just four goals. Just four. Not even five.

The win over Wales was really good! 1-0. One goal, that's amazing. Well, at least the defenders didn't allow Hartson to score. But it was close! Puh. 1-0 over such good opposition. Oh, and how nice it was to drop Joe Cole after his goal, Sven! That’s the spirit! Keep the morale up!

Northern Ireland beats England. 1-0. Common, now that's nothing but a shame. It's catastrophic, it's bad, and Northern Ireland hasn't won England since Jesus was a child. Ok, since 70 years. Big difference.

Anyway, Sven, why don’t you just resign? It would be best for everybody. I'm asking you as a fellow Swede. Let it go dawg, it's over. You wouldn't be in the spotlight anymore but you don't like that anyway, so it's ok. Why don't you go back to good old IFK Gothenburg. At least there you can win something. And they havn't won anything for ages now. Maybe you can bring Beckham? I'm sure he likes those Swedish blondes! Wow. That would be cool. But wait, you’re gonna get it right with England in October, huh? I mean, that’s when your boys are gonna start playing like Brazil, right?

Oh, I'm looking forward to the Poland game. Are we gonna see some Samba them? I bet not. I bet I'll laugh. But probably not so much. I bet Sven laughs even more. I bet he's gonna laugh all the way to the bank. Cause if FA finally sacks him, he's getting about 13 million pounds or so...

He's smart Sven. And soon rich too. Damn rich.

Go England. Go.

Monday, September 05, 2005

MSN Block Checker

You may have heard about MSN Block Checker. If you haven’t, it’s a small program to see who’s blocking you on MSN. Sounds good, huh?

However, it’s not so good. First, all it does is to tell you whether a given msn contact is online or not. Second, it ignores Windows Messenger completely and shows anyone using this version as offline. Third, and on top of everything, it infects your computer with an evil little virus called Adclicker-DF which gives you lots of spyware and modifies the Windows registry.

The virus is a Trojan Horse and reveals itself as "System Process" in the "Add or Remove Programs" tab in the control panel, as well as places two files called navshext.dll and ccapp.exe in the "X:\WINDOWS\system32" folder. These files imitate legitimate anti-virus files and are fake. Both navshext.dll and ccapp.exe are normally used by Symantec (Norton Anti-Virus).

If being uninstalled, MSN Block Checker will try going online, so make sure you’re disconnected from the Internet. Preferably, uninstall in Safe Mode (press F8 during startup). If necessary, delete the files manually, as they appear to be the actual virus.

However, consider that by uninstalling, the computer may crash – in worst case every time you start it.

More info here.