Lose the cigar

What the hell is wrong with Martha Stewart's cheap wanna-be imitation of (Donald Trump's) The Apprentice's George Ross? I mean, the man is a clown. I can't even remember his name, all I remember is the damn cigar he keeps sucking on.

I read somewhere that this guy is a top-executive, apparently really good in his area. A powerful man. I find this hard to believe. But then again, many things are hard to believe. It's hard to believe that the sweet cookie/baking Martha Stewart has been involved in illegal insider trading.

'Cigar Man' says absolutely nothing interesting, he just keeps on sucking on that damn cigar. All the time. Rolling it in his mouth. Up and down, left to right.

Sometimes he's not sucking on it, he's just holding the thing in his hand in some kind of pose. What's up with that pose anyway? Does the man want to end up on Cigaraficionado's front cover or what?

I just don't get the purpose of the cigar. I mean, if you're going to smoke then smoke. But if not, don't suck on the damn thing. Don't put it in your mouth. No, wait, maybe he likes that (to suck).

Anyway, if he'd done it once or twice, fine. But he keeps on doing it. He doesn't lose the cigar, he's stubborn. If you going to smoke, lit the goddamn thing!

It doesn't get better when he opens his mouth. His words are usually nonsense, he just keeps on repeating what Martha Stewart says. Like a parrot he goes, on and on. I ain't never, not even once, heard him say anything constructive. He just goes with flow. Keepin' it safe.

At least Donald Trump's side-kicks George and Carolyn know their field and bring something interesting to the table. They just don't criticize people for no apparent reason, like guess-who seems to enjoy.

So, what does wanna-be George bring to the table? Nothing at all. Nothing but a cigar we all love to hate.

Lose the cigar.